Yuck, this one looks like a grab bag of sale shit from Claire’s.

Yuck, this one looks like a grab bag of sale shit from Claire’s.

Has this bitch never watched an episode of America’s Next Top Model?? it’s called SMIZING.

Has this bitch never watched an episode of America’s Next Top Model?? it’s called SMIZING.

I guarantee that she sent this out to her coworker in the cubicle next to her with the caption “WISH U WERE HERE!!! LOL!”

I guarantee that she sent this out to her coworker in the cubicle next to her with the caption “WISH U WERE HERE!!! LOL!”

unfortunately the only thing I could think of when I looked at this was “why didn’t I do this first??

unfortunately the only thing I could think of when I looked at this was “why didn’t I do this first??

Ugh, you just know that this is the pose she took for her internet boyfriend via Stickam, decided that it was a “keeper” and felt that the only way to honor her new found internet independence was to add hearts and a playboy bunny (because, let’s be real, nothing says class like a playboy bunny).
Just perfect!

Ugh, you just know that this is the pose she took for her internet boyfriend via Stickam, decided that it was a “keeper” and felt that the only way to honor her new found internet independence was to add hearts and a playboy bunny (because, let’s be real, nothing says class like a playboy bunny).

Just perfect!

It’s funny when middle school girls try their best to be hood. It’s the first instance of irony that they’ve probably ever experienced. What’s scary though, is that these same girls grow up eventually and become the ones sitting next to you in your college class, clad in brown suede Uggs and Pink by Victoria’s Secret sweatpants because “they’re having a lazy day. Txt it!!!1111!!”

It’s funny when middle school girls try their best to be hood. It’s the first instance of irony that they’ve probably ever experienced. What’s scary though, is that these same girls grow up eventually and become the ones sitting next to you in your college class, clad in brown suede Uggs and Pink by Victoria’s Secret sweatpants because “they’re having a lazy day. Txt it!!!1111!!”

Just a few words about Blingee Nation…
So I put Blingee Nation on hold for a little while in the hopes of making it bigger, badder, blahblahblah, and I think I know exactly where I want this project to go now (believe, I have a few big ideas).
It is worth mentioning that I am open to submissions, in fact, I encourage them, because one person can only handle seeing the same silver dollar sign .gif over and over again. Also, if you have personal blingee creations you feel inclined to share with the internet…PLEASE. DO. SO. I don’t care what the fuck it is just submit them.
Don’t submit anything through tumblr please. Send your submissions/creations/criticisms over to BlingeeNation@gmail.com. I promise to be prompt with everything moving forward.
xx It’s good to be back.

Just a few words about Blingee Nation…

So I put Blingee Nation on hold for a little while in the hopes of making it bigger, badder, blahblahblah, and I think I know exactly where I want this project to go now (believe, I have a few big ideas).

It is worth mentioning that I am open to submissions, in fact, I encourage them, because one person can only handle seeing the same silver dollar sign .gif over and over again. Also, if you have personal blingee creations you feel inclined to share with the internet…PLEASE. DO. SO. I don’t care what the fuck it is just submit them.

Don’t submit anything through tumblr please. Send your submissions/creations/criticisms over to BlingeeNation@gmail.com. I promise to be prompt with everything moving forward.

xx It’s good to be back.

Blanket, is that you?

Blanket, is that you?

WELL HELLO THERE TUMBLR…

DID YOU MISS ME?