Has this bitch never watched an episode of America’s Next Top Model?? it’s called SMIZING.

Blanket, is that you?

DID YOU MISS ME?

Wow, I can’t tell what’s more alluring, the finger in the mouth or the paw prints on her tits.

Fuck it, let’s just throw in the Playboy bunny for good measure.

Well, I wouldn’t go that far…

It shows.

I completely forgot to celebrate Earth Day here on BN, oops. In belated celebration, here are some jewels I hope will remind you to care about our planet and whatever.

I can’t really criticize the drabness of this one, because I can give them credit for knowing about blingee in the first place let alone computers or the internet.

I think when society coined the term “down-ass hyna,” this is exactly who they had in mind.